{"id":61,"date":"2012-11-09T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2012-11-09T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T11:00:00","slug":"we-should-really-watch-more-television","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"We should really watch more television"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So by now you are undoubtedly familiar with our obsession with Halloween and burning pumpkins.\u00a0 We only sacrificed two pumpkins this year:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-an_bnidrl2s\/UJgA6HmLbXI\/AAAAAAAAAlc\/TgJtudA9eqs\/s1600\/Flaming+Pumpkin+10-27-12.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" rea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-an_bnidrl2s\/UJgA6HmLbXI\/AAAAAAAAAlc\/TgJtudA9eqs\/s320\/Flaming+Pumpkin+10-27-12.jpg\" width=\"240\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-9XA0BakKsg4\/UJgA82JiqqI\/AAAAAAAAAlk\/4sQDD8kP7cI\/s1600\/Flaming+Pumpkin+10-31-12.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" rea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-9XA0BakKsg4\/UJgA82JiqqI\/AAAAAAAAAlk\/4sQDD8kP7cI\/s320\/Flaming+Pumpkin+10-31-12.jpg\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>We actually burned the second one on Halloween night, as our (meager) trick-or-treaters were tailing off.\u00a0 If I&#8217;d had marshmellows, I would have roasted them over that fellow.<\/p>\n<p>A few posts ago, I talked a little bit about how some of the vegetables got completely out of hand this year, particularly the radishes out back that were mixed in with the pumpkins and watermelons.\u00a0 A few of the radishes in the front also got away from us, but our determination to leave them in the ground was deliberate in the main kitchen garden, as opposed to just missing them out back.<\/p>\n<p>This past Sunday J turned over the gardens with the rototiller since frost was predicted for several nights this week.\u00a0 Turning the ground just before a frost helps kill off any bacteria or bugs that might be found in the soil.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not a guarantee, but most farmers follow that rule of thumb.\u00a0 So finally the last of the radishes had to come out of the main garden.\u00a0 This one doesn&#8217;t even look like a radish at this point, it&#8217;s so monsterous:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_--_mWORN6E\/UJecqdDcNjI\/AAAAAAAAAg8\/9no8bJGZhg8\/s1600\/CIMG6118.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" rea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_--_mWORN6E\/UJecqdDcNjI\/AAAAAAAAAg8\/9no8bJGZhg8\/s320\/CIMG6118.JPG\" width=\"240\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And because we cannot leave well enough alone, we decided to\u00a0allow the radish to express its true personality.\u00a0 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you&#8230;&#8230;Count Radicula:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MSbkFamJZLk\/UJecyjzlcOI\/AAAAAAAAAhE\/SSI49Bl1aY0\/s1600\/CIMG6126.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" rea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MSbkFamJZLk\/UJecyjzlcOI\/AAAAAAAAAhE\/SSI49Bl1aY0\/s320\/CIMG6126.JPG\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-lY6zpYJRsis\/UJec8alHNFI\/AAAAAAAAAhM\/tbadh-DWU5c\/s1600\/CIMG6131.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" rea=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-lY6zpYJRsis\/UJec8alHNFI\/AAAAAAAAAhM\/tbadh-DWU5c\/s320\/CIMG6131.JPG\" width=\"240\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Yes, we are completely ridiculous.\ufeff\u00a0 Hello, we have a blog about <em>gardening<\/em>.\u00a0 What will be worse is when we do it as part of the decorations next year, because we have lots of sets of fake vampire teeth.\u00a0 You probably don&#8217;t want to know the story behind that.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So by now you are undoubtedly familiar with our obsession with Halloween and burning pumpkins.\u00a0 We only sacrificed two pumpkins this year: We actually burned the second one on Halloween night, as our (meager) trick-or-treaters were tailing off.\u00a0 If I&#8217;d had marshmellows, I would have roasted them over that fellow. A few posts ago, I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=61\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We should really watch more television<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sharing_disabled":false,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[19,20,21],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3f8I6-Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}