{"id":110,"date":"2011-06-15T17:44:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2011-06-15T17:44:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T17:44:00","slug":"how-do-you-know-hes-a-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"How do you know he&#8217;s a king?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So part of our weekend was very much like the first 9 seconds of this video:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span>Monty Python and the Holy Grail<\/span><\/div>\n<p>(I resisted the urge to shout, &#8220;Help!\u00a0 Help!\u00a0 I&#8217;m bein&#8217; repressed!&#8221; while planting.\u00a0 After all, I was there of my own free will.\u00a0 And there was no sign of a king, although Max thinks he&#8217;s pretty important.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-3mdKbyqBd5Y\/Tfjr7mtvAaI\/AAAAAAAAAEE\/AYNQ3oQotjk\/s1600\/CIMG4266.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-3mdKbyqBd5Y\/Tfjr7mtvAaI\/AAAAAAAAAEE\/AYNQ3oQotjk\/s320\/CIMG4266.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"240\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a very rainy and wet spring.\u00a0 J was finally able to get the tilling done out back on Friday night, and when he was finished, it looked like this:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-jFzpt6r7iYI\/TfjsNYKVcWI\/AAAAAAAAAEM\/yn6Tk98X3L0\/s1600\/CIMG4263.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-jFzpt6r7iYI\/TfjsNYKVcWI\/AAAAAAAAAEM\/yn6Tk98X3L0\/s320\/CIMG4263.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Once that was done, we could think about planting the pumpkins and watermelons.\u00a0 We created mounds to plant the seeds in:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-iYocw01qhc0\/TfjsE3DWgpI\/AAAAAAAAAEI\/eJY_B1lrjPA\/s1600\/CIMG4267.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-iYocw01qhc0\/TfjsE3DWgpI\/AAAAAAAAAEI\/eJY_B1lrjPA\/s320\/CIMG4267.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Put the seeds in&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-vsjdj5ZaHco\/TfjsgFr36gI\/AAAAAAAAAEQ\/02zXLScTT8I\/s1600\/CIMG4269.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-vsjdj5ZaHco\/TfjsgFr36gI\/AAAAAAAAAEQ\/02zXLScTT8I\/s320\/CIMG4269.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>And covered them up:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-6E14jlQRJJc\/Tfjso3WUdyI\/AAAAAAAAAEU\/PxWA8DJdC7k\/s1600\/CIMG4270.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-6E14jlQRJJc\/Tfjso3WUdyI\/AAAAAAAAAEU\/PxWA8DJdC7k\/s320\/CIMG4270.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>It was really muddy.\u00a0 Really, really muddy:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-jgCpMznxJXo\/Tfjs9D2n67I\/AAAAAAAAAEY\/CWgUyeAwCio\/s1600\/CIMG4275.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-jgCpMznxJXo\/Tfjs9D2n67I\/AAAAAAAAAEY\/CWgUyeAwCio\/s320\/CIMG4275.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>It was a great excuse to wear my frog boots, however!\u00a0 (They&#8217;re left over from my days as a Conservation Commissioner.\u00a0 So yes, I&#8217;ve worn them out in public.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not known for my fashion sense, but I am known for my practical footwear.)\u00a0 The whole thing felt a little like a, well, Monty Python movie.\u00a0 At least I was laughing as I squished through the mud with my hoe.<\/p>\n<p>We planted Jack-Be-Little, Lumina, Howden and Orange Dream pumpkins, and planted Sugar Baby watermelons.\u00a0 We have hope that we will get both plants and pumpkins.\u00a0 Watermelons would be great too, but we&#8217;re mostly interested in the pumpkins, because of our love of Halloween:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-vg6e3zc8SSc\/TfjuEdrrFfI\/AAAAAAAAAEc\/o8tnyXaKepo\/s1600\/Pumpkins+2010.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-vg6e3zc8SSc\/TfjuEdrrFfI\/AAAAAAAAAEc\/o8tnyXaKepo\/s320\/Pumpkins+2010.jpg\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Of course, in the end, they all meet a fiery death:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-PXnriB-ZEqg\/TfjuSP3ziyI\/AAAAAAAAAEg\/OlbCjS9bfY4\/s1600\/CIMG4061.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-PXnriB-ZEqg\/TfjuSP3ziyI\/AAAAAAAAAEg\/OlbCjS9bfY4\/s320\/CIMG4061.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-O68Oicx9W_E\/TfjuYX4PEWI\/AAAAAAAAAEk\/FGMWsZ9e8v0\/s1600\/CIMG4068.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-O68Oicx9W_E\/TfjuYX4PEWI\/AAAAAAAAAEk\/FGMWsZ9e8v0\/s320\/CIMG4068.JPG\" t8=\"true\" width=\"240\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This is what passes for entertainment in the suburbs &#8211; flaming produce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So part of our weekend was very much like the first 9 seconds of this video: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (I resisted the urge to shout, &#8220;Help!\u00a0 Help!\u00a0 I&#8217;m bein&#8217; repressed!&#8221; while planting.\u00a0 After all, I was there of my own free will.\u00a0 And there was no sign of a king, although Max &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cocktailfarmers.com\/?p=110\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How do you know he&#8217;s a king?<\/span> <span 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